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Disclaimers

Quote of the Update

"They had all of the salt, just none of the pepper" - Chef Boy Are These Nuts

Pledge of allegiance

I rest assured, under the allegiance and loyalty of Kardashtuku and its silver sword, I will not fall. For we have the royal army and the blood of an empire.

Latest three updates -

Update 3.5.1

Added the Fork Goblin page to the Other Stories section. Added several new—and beautiful—revamped Fork Goblin (Land of Pee) maps. 

Update 3.5.0

Added the Story Correlation Page to the Other Stories Section

Update 3.4.2

Added a row of important links to the footer of the website. Also revamped the updates page organization system.

National Holidays

Info

Phrases in Kardaka

Thank you ---> Taşek şa (Tashek sha)

You are welcome ---> Şa wılcömeğ (Sha wheel-come-ej)

I am sorry --->Möm çırzıhüng (Mome serzy-hung)

Excuse me --->Aefer mı (Ay-fer me)

See you --->Şıü şa (Shee-ue sha)

Good luck ---> Aşç üdaşa (Ach ue-dasha)

Good night --->Aşç öçi (Ach oh-see)

Good morning --->Aşç üşö (Ach ue-soh)

Good afternoon --->Aşç yfşçapöldyn (Ach ife-cha-poldine)

Good day ---> Aşç Singonşu (Ach sin-gon-shue)

Congrats --->Tebrık (Tebreek)

Please --->Lütfü (Lute-fue)

How are you --->Şuçek şaeğ (Shusek shaej)

I am fine ---> Möm aşç (Mome ach)

Population

The population of Kardashtuku was 28.4 million as of 2022

73% of Kardashtuku's population lives in highly urban areas

56% of Kardashtuku's population lives entirely within the three largest cities

10.8 Million people live in Kardashtuku City

5.6 Million people live in Capital City

4.35 Million people live in Silver City

The next 4 largest cities:

4. Laveat City- About 918 thousand population

5. New Warsaw- About 770 thousand population

6. Lintil City- About 435 thousand population

7. Charles City- About 338 thousand population

The rest of the cities and towns have an average of around 300k. 

About 1 million people are considered "almost completely rural" by the Kardashtuku government. This means that they live in very small towns or no town at all. 

YouTube Channels

Kardzer: Kardzer is the main YouTube channel for Kardashtuku. It produces variety/project comedy content. Kardzer is a mixture of "Kardashtuku" and "Azerbaijan". I chose this name because it better reflected my interests, is easy to remember, and is easy to spell. The type of content you might see will vary from fun little projects I do to anything else I find interesting or funny. 

Kardashtuku2: Kardashtuku2 is my second YouTube channel where I post information about Kardashtuku and its related lore. You can expect to see music, mapping videos, and other less comedic things. 

Ţɘŕ’ȃħ’ȩě: Ter'Ah'Ee is my "film" channel where I post film projects that I don't think fit the theme of Kardzer or Kardashtuku2. Mainly for lore and creativity purposes.

Cardash2ku: Carash2ku is sort of like my "completely unrelated channel" where I post things that don't fit the theme of any of my other channels or that I'm not proud of.

Cinema Hypothesis: Cinema Hypothesis is a parody of Film Theory. You shouldn't expect to see much content out of it because I made it more of a one-time gag. 

Kardzer Music: A bad music channel.

Sections Description

Kardashtuku Section: Contains all information about Kardashtuku—history, flags, maps, etc.

Games/Apps Section: Contains various games and simulations coded by me. A majority of them are in Python, but the Flesh Baby games were coded in Blocks, while some of my Itch.io games were coded in C#.

Media Section: Contains information and links to various social media accounts owned by me or my friends. 

Comedy Section: Contains various less serious things. Pretty self-explanatory.

Other Stories Section: Contains some of the other stories I've made.

Misc Section: Contains a lot of random stuff that didn't fit any specific categories. 

The sections are mostly to help you navigate the website, and you really could just look up stuff using the search icon. 

Random Quotes

"Kardashtuku is a being, a state of matter, I think. I actually have mild to severe dementia according to my lawyer" - Wet Ham

"Where is my iced coffee, it was in the fridge and now it's gone. Was it you Greg? You do this all the time." - Barbruh Stryysand Jr. the third

"If the thing is not good, let that thing be...umm what was I going to say again?"- Saucacious Dee

"If bees invented honey, would that make them the first scientists, or the first chefs?"- Connphused Pierson

"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullsheiße! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh hi Mark."- Tomathan Wisseau

"Do people eat butter?"- Someone who most definitely doesn't have anger issues

"To show you the power of fLeX tApE I sawed this BOAT IN HALF"- William Henry Harrison Ford 

Important "Company" Terms

"Kardashtuku" is the name of the nation of Kardashtuku. It is what you see described historically and geographically on this website. "Kardzer" is the name of the main YouTube channel and is based on a combination of 'Kardashtuku' and 'Azerbaijan'. "Kard" is a shortened term (in relation to Kardashtuku). "Sandwich/which/witch Studios" is the name of a film studio that I help my friends with. "Runner/WIN Corp" is the name of a fictional company that runs this website. "Saga Risutu" is the name of the broader story surrounding Kardashtuku. Finally, everything I make is under the umbrella of "Kardzer Productions". It is named after the fictional nation and is not mentioned much, as it doesn't play into any storylines.  

Coming Soon

More games and simulations

More short stories

Extras

A better coming soon section

Stats (as of 4/28/24)

69 Pages in the navigation menu

80 pages on the entire website

>44,000 words (not including most PowerPoints and charts)

An average of >543 words per page

Kardashtuku National Anthem

kardashtuku.com is the sole website of the fictional nation of Kardashtuku, and more generally, it is the sole website of Kardzer Productions. Everything you see on this website — including that which is unrelated to Kardashtuku — is created and owned by Kardzer Productions. As of now, Kardzer Productions does not make any money off of its products (including advertising and donations) and is meant entirely for your entertainment. This website is not child-friendly, as it may contain vulgar language and sensitive topics. Now, please, enjoy your time on kardashtuku.com.

*Note: I swear the name Kardashtuku is in no way related to a certain Hollywood Reality TV Show family. It's purely by coincidence, and if I could go back in time and tell myself to make a different name, I would.

Hello there traveler, I see you have no weapons. Here, take this sword. I have no need for it anymore


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